Most of us know, upon hearing those four syllables jumbled together: that is me. Some may not be sure. This personality test is designed to help you determine whether you are quirky, alone, quirkyalone, or maybe even, normal!
|1. Do you like walking (alone) at night?|
Yes, I am fascinated by the interactions between strangers that play out before me.|
I think of walking alone in utilitarian terms: It's a matter of getting from point A to point B.
Long walks alone at night do not appeal to me. They seem dangerous and/or boring.
|2. Has anyone ever called you quirky?|
| Yes, people often do.|
Once or twice.
|3. Which do you have more of, numerically speaking?|
| Past boy/girlfriends.|
|4. Did you go to your senior prom?|
| Yes. I went in with a date.|
Yes. I went alone/with friends.
No. No prom for me.
|5. How often do you pursue extracurricular activities outside of work?|
| I write, draw, organize, throw pottery, sing, or cycle a few times a week.|
I take classes every so often.
Not so much these days.
|6. What kind of movie would you most like to see?|
| Romantic comedy.|
Indie movie about a fucked-up family.
|7. What is your chosen family?|
|8. Would you rather be lonely alone or lonely together?|
| Lonely alone.|
|9. Would you rather have a predictable vibrator or an inconsistent partner? (If you are a man, assume you are a woman.)|
| Vibrators are a woman's best friend. Vibrator, please.|
Inconsistent partner. I prefer the human touch - even if he or she is not that dextrous.
|10. Have you ever gone to a movie alone?|
No, but I would try.
A few times.
More than a few times.
|11. What is the longest you have gone without a "significant other"?|
| 1 - 3 months|
4 - 8 months
8 months - 2 years
Two years plus
|12. When you go to a bar to meet somebody, whom are you looking for?|
| A nice person to talk to.|
Your next boy/girl friend.
A certain feeling of possibility.
|13. On the way to work, you spot a perfect JCrew couple holding hands. What do you feel?|
It must be so easy for you.
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